Episode 7 featured the Wipey Awards, an awards show style presentation of past moments from the previous episodes.
| Wipey Award | Winner | Runners-up |
|---|---|---|
| Best Sucker Punch | Jessica Trevethick | Dana Jamison, James Simpton, Jessica Bertoni, Craig Johnson |
| Best Sweeper | Everyone but Jim Wakefield (Episode 1x02) |
Episode 1x01, Episode 1x03, Episode 1x06 |
| Best Wipeout on a Non-obstacle | Natalie Murdock | Margie Stubbs, Brandon Bermudez, Carrie Wynes, Andrew Pagana |
| Favorite Contestant | Ariel Tweto | Sandy Bowls, Travis Mitchell, Keith Biondi, Jessi Duran |
| Dizziest Dummy | Jarran Joshu | Chris Lekawa, Jessi Duran |
| Best Guest Obstacle | Wrecking Ball (Dreadmill) |
The Crowbar (Sweeper), Tennis Balls (Dreadmill), Sacks (Sweeper) |
| Best Telestration | John Anderson on "The Cheerleader" | "Sweeper Dodgeball Instructions", "Tuesday Night in Jersey", "The Wrecking Ball", "Joey Byham", "The Hoop" |
| Best Big Balls Wipeout | Chris Lekawa | Chris Kinyon, Gwenisha Robinson, Gayla Johnson, Christa Wiktorski |
| Best Romance | Ben Kronberg, the Big Balls, and the Ball Swing | Ariel Tweto and a Crazy Beam, Jessica Bertoni and the Wrecking Ball |
| Best Dance | Jim Wakefield | Ingel Catandig, Neil Smith, Arthur Sevcik |
| Best Battle Cry | Nancy Novak | Saye Yabandeh, Kyle Adler, Victoria Redstall, David Goryl |
| Lifetime Achievement | The Big Balls | The Sweeper, The Spinner, The Sucker Punch |
| Best Wipeout | Jacob Mann | Erwin Milan, John Curtis, Toni Robinson |
Other Notable Awards:
| Most Calm and Collected | Anita Lavi |
| Best Spaz-out | David Goryl |
| Most Unintelligible Comment | Nick Louis |
| Most Eligible Bachelor | Joey Byham |
| Best Skid Mark | Jen Svedja |
| Best Soap Opera Moment | David Goryl & Ingel Catandig |
| Best Sideline Reporter | Jill Wagner |
| Best Purple Tracksuit | Bryan Sayas |
| Best "Put a Fork in Me" Moment | Margie Stubbs |